I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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