So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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