i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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