Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
