babies were throwing up all over the place
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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