I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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