"it" just moved
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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