I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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