thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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