OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still dying that you shit outside
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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