Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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