Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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