We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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