We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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