i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE