so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.