You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick