Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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