I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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