i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she pinky promised me she was 18
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.