the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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