I'm really into asian looking animals
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
