Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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