I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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