i wish my penis had a tongue
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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