she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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