What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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