i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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