Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she peed on how many people?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
