yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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