i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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