yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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