Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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