so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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