Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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