Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
