They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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