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my room smells like sperm. sweet.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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