Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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