why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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