He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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