I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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