He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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