Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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