it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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