People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Welp...herpes.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
