never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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