Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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