Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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