he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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