I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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