You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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