Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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