Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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