Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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